100+ Hilarious Kid-Friendly Jokes and Riddles That Adults Will Enjoy, Too
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A few months ago, we started checking out joke books from the library and soon discovered how hilarious kid jokes can be. Every time we liked one, we'd add it to our list and before we know it, the list had grown to be more than 100 jokes/riddles long! We thought it was due time to share these jokes with you all. Here they are, organized in a few popular categories.
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Quick links to each category:
- Road trips
- Waiting in long lines
- Car rides to/from school
- In school lunches
A: When you're eating a watermelon.
A: Bacon and legs.
A: Add 24 carrots.
A: Yam sessions.
A: The big cheese.
A: Lunch and dinner.
A: It cracks up.
A: He was stuffed.
A: it's got great food but no atmosphere.
A: Shall we go for dip?
A: An impasta.
A: Because he couldn't concentrate.
Jamaica lunch yet?
Figs the doorbell - it's broken!
Gorilla me a steak.
Juicy what I saw?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you.
No, thanks. I prefer almonds.
Hugo-ing to let me in or not?
Alison to you after you listen to me.
Kent you tell who it is?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon.
Havana wonderful time. Wish you were here.
Annie body home?
Isabel working? I've been ringing it for hours!
Nadia head if you understand what I'm saying.
Luke through the peephole and you'll see.
Holly days are here again.
Justin the neighborhood. Thought I'd stop by.
Phillip my bag with treats, please.
Tamara we'll have leftovers.
A-mos-quito bit me.
Frank you for being my friend.
Otto know, but I've forgotten.
Xena good movie lately?
Jess me and my shadow.
Shirley you know my name by now.
Candice be the last knock-knock joke?
A: With a seal.
A: Squeaky clean.
A: An alley cat.
A: Winnie the phew.
A: They wing it.
A: It turned into mice.
A: At the quack of dawn.
A: He was toad away.
A: When he catches a fly.
A: Swimming trunks.
A: Its bee-hind.
A: Because they forgot the words.
A: It's been nice gnawing you.
A: A slowpoke.
A: A gummy bear.
A: Call a dog-tor.
A: It won't be long now.
A: Mustard. It's the best thing for a hot dog.
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
A: Hey, bud. When did you open?
A: A cheetah.
A: A pork chop.
Roach you a letter. Did you get it?
Is there an owl in here?
Aardvark a million miles for you.
Misc Knock Knock Jokes
Pasture bed time, isn't it?
What's nuisance yesterday?
Dino-saur because he fell down!
Adair once, but now I'm bald.
Thumping just crawled up my leg.
Kenya guess who it is?
Distressing has too much vinegar.
Scold out here.
Don't get so excited - it's just a joke.
Dewey have to keep hearing all these jokes?
Howl I get in if you don't open the door?
Waddle I do if you don't open the door?
Snow time for questions. Just let me in.
Twig or treat.
Why do you walrus ask that silly question?
Alaska one more time to open the door.
Dozen anyone want to play with me?
Wooden shoe like to know!
There, there. Please don't cry.
Zombies make honey zombies don't.
You'd better take care of that cold.
Ouch. Eiffel down the steps.
Misc Riddles/Q & A Jokes
A: They're a pair of slippers.
A: A nervous wreck
A: Long time no sea.
A: Because all the fans have left.
A: Nothing. It just waved.
A: I've got a lot of problems.
A: The doorbell.
A: A pair of pants.
A: They both need batters.
A: A garage.
A: A postage stamp.
A: Lake Erie.
A: With a pumpkin patch.
A: Your legs!
A: They both weigh a ton.
A: Got you covered.
A: Hello, hello.
A: You go around while I go ahead.
A: Give it a second coat.
A: At a snow ball.
A: Mount Rushmore.
A: It gets ticked off.
A: Because it lost it's keys.
A: An envelope.
A: Never mind. It's over your head.
A: So you can hear the pin drop.
A: Because her class was so bright.
A: A screen saver.
A: They got lost in the shuffle.
A: Wouldn't you if you had to change in the middle of the street?
A: They're afraid they might unwind.
A: Just between the two of us, something smells.
There you have it, some of the funniest (in our opinion) kid jokes adults will actually appreciate, too. We love telling these at random times to each other, but they also make great lunch notes, dinner entertainment, and travel entertainment.
Your turn! Surely you know some funny kid-appropriate jokes of your own that we haven't mentioned. Leave them in the comments below and we'll happily add them to this ever-growing list.
If this inspired you to grab some joke books of your own to add to your kids' bookshelf, your coffee table, or leave on the dinner table. Here are a few to pick from: